Daily life: The house rebels
Dec. 16th, 2011 04:35 pm"I wish to revise my previous stance. Although I still want to go Home and resent being called here and forced into this job again, it has now become bearable for one reason and one reason only: this kid has fuzzy slippers.
"You need to understand the importance of this fact. Fuzzy slippers. Warm oases of fluffy, soft goodness; cradling my feet and washing away with their healing touch all the pain of this existence. And not just any slippers, no: they have giraffes on them.
"Ladies, gentlemen, both, neither and other: nirvana has been achieved."
--Cobecat: It's All Been Done.
*Deep breath.* This is going to take multiple timelines to explain.
( The fun begins )
( The fun intensifies )
( Meanwhile, the kitchen sink feels neglected )
( We settle in for the long haul )
( The sales department has the misfortune to deal with someone who makes their living doing online research )
( Noakes and I agree that homesteading is not for us )
"You need to understand the importance of this fact. Fuzzy slippers. Warm oases of fluffy, soft goodness; cradling my feet and washing away with their healing touch all the pain of this existence. And not just any slippers, no: they have giraffes on them.
"Ladies, gentlemen, both, neither and other: nirvana has been achieved."
--Cobecat: It's All Been Done.
*Deep breath.* This is going to take multiple timelines to explain.
( The fun begins )
( The fun intensifies )
( Meanwhile, the kitchen sink feels neglected )
( We settle in for the long haul )
( The sales department has the misfortune to deal with someone who makes their living doing online research )
( Noakes and I agree that homesteading is not for us )